
// Bullet Maze

[BulletMaze_G_1]
Jenkins, where the deuce are we? This place looks ridiculous.

[BulletMaze_J_2]
It looks like a maze, Sir.

[BulletMaze_G_3]
And whose idea was it to fill the maze with enemies?

[BulletMaze_J_4]
I believe it was you, Sir. Some sort of drunken bet.

[BulletMaze_G_5]
Total genius! Get me a medal.

// Ice Fort 2

[ICEFORT2_G_1]
This place is freezing! Where are we?

[ICEFORT2_J_2]
This is your second Ice Fort, Sir, in the Arctic Islands.

[ICEFORT2_G_3]
Then I think you'd better... chill out, Jenkins. Literally! Aha-ha. 

[ICEFORT2_J_4]
...

[ICEFORT2_G_5]
I'm a comedy genius.

// Oil Barons

[OILBARONS_J_1]
We need more oil for the war effort, Sir.

[OILBARONS_G_2]
Can I poise heroically while you do that?

[OILBARONS_J_3]
Actually you're standing in a very dangerous spot... 

[OILBARONS_G_4]
Danger is my middle name, Jenkins. Generalissimo Danger McGrizzly.

// Showdown

[SHOWDOWN_J_1]
We have reached the final enemy position, Sir.

[SHOWDOWN_G_2]
Can't we just bomb them from really far away? My feet hurt.

[SHOWDOWN_J_3]
Sir... how did you ever become a General?

[SHOWDOWN_G_4]
Lots of heroic posing and hiding behind big tanks. 

[SHOWDOWN_G_5]
If you know a better way to be a General, I'd like to hear it!

// Simplicity

[SIMPLICITY_J_1]
Sir! The enemy forces are rebelling!

[SIMPLICITY_G_2]
What? I thought we crushed them in the last game... I mean campaign.

[SIMPLICITY_J_3]
It seems their nation doesn't care much for your policies, Sir.

[SIMPLICITY_G_4]
But they're so simple! They give us everything they own, and we spend it.

[SIMPLICITY_G_5]
It's simplicity itself, Jenkins! What is there not to love about it?

[SIMPLICITY_J_6]
Yes, it's a real mystery, Sir...

// Super Safe Harbour

[SAFEHARBOUR_J_1]
Incoming enemy airstrike, Sir. The target is our naval base.

[SAFEHARBOUR_G_2]
The one I'm swimming in right now?

[SAFEHARBOUR_J_3]
I did say it was a very poor bathing location, Sir.

// Swamp Thing

[SWAMPTHING_J_1]
The enemy has deployed on several islands surrounding our own.

[SWAMPTHING_G_2]
I say Jenkins, this sounds awfully like grizzly warfare to me.

[SWAMPTHING_J_3]
Don't worry Sir, we'll sort this out while you drink your tea.

[SWAMPTHING_G_4]
Jenkins, it's like you've known me all my life.

// Tankmageddon

[TANKMAGEDDON_J_1]
The enemy's main tank battalion faces our own, Sir.

[TANKMAGEDDON_G_2]
Excellent! Wait, where are we?

[TANKMAGEDDON_J_3]
Just behind our own tanks, Sir.

[TANKMAGEDDON_G_4]
Excellent! Slightly off-topic, but is this umbrella artillery-proof?

// UpTheCreek

[UPTHECREEK_J_1]
Don't worry Sir, we'll get you out of this nightmare.

[UPTHECREEK_G_2]
What do you mean? What's going on?

[UPTHECREEK_J_3]
Oh, nothing. But it is possible we're all going to die very soon.

// Z

[Z_G_1]
Jenkins! Are we still at war?

[Z_J_2]
Yes Sir. The enemy is really, really angry at you.

[Z_G_3]
Is this because of the watermatress incident?

[Z_J_4]
I think it's more likely related to the enslavement of their people, Sir.

[Z_G_5]
It's like they say, you can't please them all!




// 			--Mission Intel-- 

[INT_YOURBASE]
Your glorious base is here. Defend it at all costs.

[INT_ENEMYBASE]
The enemy base is within spitting distance. 

[INT_STUFF]
Use these bridges wisely to defend and attack!

[INT_OFFYOUGO]
Off you go then!

[INT_FLEETHERE]
Use your squad to escort the Generalissimo to safety.

[INT_HIDDENBAYS]
Our scouts have built a secret repair bay on the island to help you.

[INT_SAFEZONEHERE]
The safe zone is behind this enemy outpost.

[INT_BOMBERSSPOTTED]
Be advised that enemy bombers have been spotted in the area.

[INT_BOMBERSDETECTED]
Enemy Bombers detected!

[INT_LANDINGPARTY]
Enemy landing party detected!

[INT_AIRDROP]
Enemy Airdrop detected!

[INT_BASEOP]
This is your base of operations.

[INT_OILRIG1]
Oil rigs and suspiciously convenient beaches can be found here...

[INT_OILRIG2]
here...

[INT_OILRIG3]
And here.

[INT_3000OIL]
Collect 3000 Oil to win the mission.

[INT_PICKLE]
The enemy has a large tank battalion ready to decimate your forces.

[INT_DEPLOYSMALL]
You will have to deploy your smaller force wisely to...

[INT_YOUALSO]
Oh, you also have a large tank battalion.

[INT_WELLOFFYOUGO]
Well, off you go then!

[INT_ALLYOURBASE]
The enemy wants all your base to belong to them.

[INT_AIRFIELDS]
They are dropping units off at these air fields...

[INT_BEACHHEADS]
And these beach heads.

[INT_GENSAFEAGAAIN]
Keep the Generalissimo safe!

[INT_DEADEND]
Looks like the Generalissimo has come to a... dead end!

[INT_HAHA]
Ha ha... get it? He's in a maze and...

[INT_NEVERMIND]
Never mind. Just get him to the extraction point.

[INT_AIRSTRIKE]
Enemy Airstrike detected!

[INT_HARBOURATTACK]
Your harbour is under attack!

[INT_ENEMYAIR]
The enemy has captured a nearby base.

[INT_GENSAFE10]
Keep the Generalissimo safe for 10 days!

[INT_ENHOLE]
The enemy is holed-up here.

[INT_FORWARDBASE]
They have a forward position at the base of the island.

[INT_AIRDROPS]
More enemy troops are being Air-dropped here.

[INT_YOURSTHEIRS]
Keep your HQ safe and capture the enemy's!

[INT_TIGHTCONTROL]
The enemy has tight control over this island.

[INT_RECONMOVE]
Recon the area carefully and make your move.

[INT_MAPSPLIT]
The map is split into defensive squares.

[INT_DOMINATE]
Force your way to the enemy HQ!

[INT_INCFLEET]
Enemy fleet incoming!

															
//		-- Help icons --
						   
[HELP_TEST1]
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// PARAM STRINGS ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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[CHICKEN_TITLE]
Tankmageddon

[CHICKEN_CAMPAIGN]
There is no getting out of this match-up.\n\nNo fancy tactics are going to save you this time. It's all-out carnage!

[CHICKEN_OBJECTIVE]
Destroy all the enemy's units.\n\nPro tip - Keep your MLRS and Behemoth safe for as long as possible.




[OILBARONS_TITLE]
Oil Barons

[OILBARONS_CAMPAIGN]
Secure the islands and gather those resources in this thrilling oil-collecting-em-up.

[OILBARONS_OBJECTIVE]
Gather 3000 resources.\n\nPro tip - The Commando can hold off a whole beach on his own for several early turns.





[SIMPLICITY_TITLE]
Meat Grinder 102

[SIMPLICITY_CAMPAIGN]
Your base is ludicrously close to the enemy's.\n\nA lot of pixel men are going to die here.

[SIMPLICITY_OBJECTIVE]
Capture the enemy HQ.\n\nPro tip - Defend one bridge and attack from the other.





[UPTHECREEK_TITLE]
Up the Creek

[UPTHECREEK_CAMPAIGN]
Escort the Generalissimo through the enemy-infested island of River Creek. 

[UPTHECREEK_OBJECTIVE]
Escort the Generalissimo to the safe zone.\n\nPro tip - Make sure you keep the Bazooka men alive to blast the enemy's gate.





[ICEFORT2_TITLE]
Ice Fort 2

[ICEFORT2_CAMPAIGN]
Your other glorious Ice Fort is under attack.\n\nYes, you have 2.\n\nKeep the Generalissimo alive at all costs!

[ICEFORT2_OBJECTIVE]
Keep the Generalissimo alive for 12 days.\n\nPro tip - Keep grunts on your front lines to absorb damage from more expensive units.
															



[BULLETMAZE_TITLE]
Bullet Maze

[BULLETMAZE_CAMPAIGN]
It's like a maze, but with bullets.\n\nAnd you'll never guess who's in it!

[BULLETMAZE_OBJECTIVE]
Get the Generalissimo to the extraction point.\n\nPro tip - Pick a route through the maze and use your men to clear it. You've spotted the Jeep, right?



[SHOWDOWN_TITLE]
Showdown

[SHOWDOWN_CAMPAIGN]
It's just you, the enemy commander, and dozens of expendable cannon fodder in this match-up.

[SHOWDOWN_OBJECTIVE]
Capture the enemy HQ.\n\nPro tip - Keep your infantry mobile by deploying Jeeps.



[SUPERSAFEHARBOUR_TITLE]
Super Safe Harbour

[SUPERSAFEHARBOUR_CAMPAIGN]
The enemy is bombing your harbour, and the Generalissimo has picked a really bad time to go swimming.

[SUPERSAFEHARBOUR_OBJECTIVE]
Keep the Generalissimo safe for 10 days.\n\nPro tip - Kill the enemy's Cruisers as soon as they appear or they'll make short work of the Generalissimo.



[SWAMPTHING_TITLE]
Swamp Thing

[SWAMPTHING_CAMPAIGN]
Attack! Defend! It's like a war out there!\n\nOh wait...

[SWAMPTHING_OBJECTIVE]
Capture the enemy HQ.\n\nPro tip - Skyhooks and Engineers are the key to winning this map quickly.




[Z_TITLE]
Steel Soldiers

[Z_CAMPAIGN]
Planning ahead and defending your territory will win you this map.

[Z_OBJECTIVE]
Capture the enemy HQ.\n\nPro tip - You don't have to capture everything on this map to win!



