[JokeInfo]
NumJokes=67
Joke001=Wife left him and his kids for the prize pig.
Joke002=Likes the smell of cud in the morning.
Joke003=Drivers license says he can handle his tractor.
Joke004=Uglier than a sack full of shinola.
Joke005=This is the first bath he has taken in over a year.  Even the water doesnt hide his smell.
Joke006=Randall Sanborn for President 2020.
Joke007=I don't care if it rains or freezes, as long as I have my plastic Jesus right here on the dashboard of my boat.
Joke008=Can count up to 19 if he removes his shoes.
Joke009=Lost another tooth out there somewhere.
Joke010=Got lost looking for Charlie the Tuna.
Joke011=Can fart the star spangled banner.
Joke012=Can burp any Willie Nelson song.
Joke013=Has a crush on his cousin for 10 years now.
Joke014=Never eats beans on Sunday, because the by-product interferes with wrestling viewing.
Joke015=Had to decide between his wife and his dog at the age of 15.  (He went with his dog).
Joke016=Was related General Lee's 2nd cousin.
Joke017=His mother still ties his shoes.
Joke018=Kisses his own butt so much, his back was thrown out.
Joke019=Can say Yee Haw in six different languages.
Joke020=Loves the taste of meadow muffins, horse apples, and cow pies.
Joke021=Actually graduated the third grade.
Joke022=Only one in the family to have used a fork while eating dinner... once.
Joke023=Currently dating Billy the Squid's wife.
Joke024=Likes to wear womans underwear to church on Sunday.
Joke025=Was also caught in Deer's Revenge.
Joke026=One of the many to purchase Deer's Revenge.
Joke027=Sleeps with his teddy bear named fuzzy booboo.
Joke02Plays superball everyday in the Snarfblat parking lot.
Joke029=Has many aliases including sheep, sabu, moopmeep, and gweedo.
Joke030=Likes tea and crumpets at afternoon tea.
Joke031=Insists he has been captured by aliens.
Joke032=Worked as an artist for Snarfblat Interactive, did all the work by himself, until he was fired for being too productive.
Joke033=Favorite food is a Hotfrie Sandwich.
Joke034=Can hit the spitoon from 10 yards.
Joke035=Eats the watermelon, rind and all.
Joke036=Has a bumper sticker that says, "MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT AT LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH." 
Joke037=Fifth grade was the best six years of his life.
Joke038=Thinks the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood". 
Joke039=Tells his age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Joke040=Thinks possum is 'The other white meat'.
Joke041=Carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
Joke042=Once went on a long cruise, all the way to walmart and back.
Joke043=Likes to say "Pull my finger" at the dinner table.
Joke044=Has a pet skunk that thinks he needs a bath.
Joke045=Fourth grade was the best five years of his life.
Joke046=Just bought new curtains for his truck.
Joke047=Has a shiny new belt buckle that weighs 5 pounds.
Joke048=Swears he will never eat fish again, will stick to possum.
Joke049=Met his wife at a family reunion.
Joke050=Once was stuck in the kitchen for days, because he couldn't stop looking at the juice can that said concentrate.
Joke051=Owns a sheep named fluffy.
Joke052=Has homemade toilet paper with new headlines every day.
Joke053=Took out cousins eye during an accident at tobacco spitting contest.
Joke054=Likes the way the mud in his kitchen feels between his toes.
Joke055=Just bought a new 8-track for his truck that got ruined by the sun.
Joke056=Tried to make his own leather coat out of pig hide.
Joke057=Can shoot his boogers up to 50 feet on a good day.
Joke058=Just had a new phone system hooked up, the string between the two tin cans was replaced with fishing line.
Joke059=Has a red neck brother named Mike Pappas who actually falls for the "Pull my finger" joke.
Joke060=Still thinks the confederate flag is the national flag.
Joke061=Just bought a car horn that plays taps.
Joke062=Has a really perty mouth, his mom told him so.
Joke063=Has often put an ice cube on his lure in order to go ice fishing.
Joke064=Can play the washboard with his nose, while singing "I found my thrill..."
Joke065=Actually named his cat Snarfblat!
Joke066=Named his daughter Penny, Nickle, Dime, and Betty Sue Penny (because he couldn't think of anything higher than a dime)
Joke067=Loves wrestling so much that he once followed Sabu for a year.


