Neptune:
Ha harrr harrr!
Ye're bargin' through like a hammerhead!
Swab me mussels if ye're a barnacle!
Claudius:
Errr, thanks, I think.
I'm trying---
Neptune:
Aye, aye, Jupiter, I heard.
Ye'll be wantin' to speak to Vulcan.
Mind ye. He's like a squib wi' a porpoise!