[LOC.REF.06] Penguin Psychiatry Ward

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We offer various, personalized treatments, ranging
from traditional art and music therapy to special diets
and medicine.

[Open ward, Building A]

Following the aftermath of the incident commonly
referred to as Penguin Apocalypse, R.E.P. was left with
plenty of penguins suffering from post-traumatic stress
disorder. The stress combined with the steady TAGAP
infusions drove great deal of these waddlers unstable.
Luckily, R.E.P.'s more recent studies in mind control
have proven to be a viable solution, especially when
combined with art and music therapy provided by the
caring staff of the open ward.

We also employ doctors specialized in treating
Penguinitis, which is an incurable mental condition that
seems to become more and more common in our
modern society. Symptoms of penguinitis include staying
awake all night thinking about penguins and how much
you love them, as well as social isolation due to
obsession with penguins. It was originally thought that
Penguinitis could only be adhered by a penguin bite, but
recent studies have shown being exposed to penguin
magnificence in any way is all it takes.

[Closed ward, Building B]

The closed high-security second wing houses padded
home for those combat penguins that couldn't adjust to
R.E.P.'s brand new BrainTweak(tm) mind control system.
Patients of the closed ward can be classified as
psychotic and totally bonkers, requiring around-the-clock
supervision from ward nurses.
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           Penguin Psychiatry Ward is a subsidiary of
           R.E.P. Corporation and under management
           of R.E.P. General Hospital.

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